Winnie the Vorsitzender: Battery Leak

Winnie the Vorsitzender: Battery Leak is a Winnie the Vorsitzender story by Views06 released on 1/22/2018.

Characters

 * Winnie the Vorsitzender
 * Jodi
 * Krebs
 * Butterflies (debut)

Story
One day Jodi was wiping his bald head clean, even though it was already shiny as hell! Until he saw some Butterflies. The Butterflies had Batteries in them for power. Just then, The Vorsitzender ran down the stairs and to the window. He was about to moon people through the window, until he saw the Butterflies with batteries. He yelled at Jodi, "What are THOSE?". Jodi told him that they were batteries. "I WANT THEM" said The Vorsitzender. Jodi said "No you will not have them they have acid inside and could kill you!". Winnie then slammed Jodi's head into his bowl of cereal and ran outside. He drove in his broken-down car to Biedronka and bought a pack of Energizer Batteries and crammed them into his back. Once The Vorsitzender reached home, he showed Jodi. "What the HELL!" screamed Jodi. "Are you moronic Pooh?" Jodi replied. The Vorsitzender then said "At least I'm not the one with the shiny-ass head." and ran off. In the night The Vorsitzender was partying until he slipped and his battery cracked open and leaked everywhere, burning 87% of his body. I guess sometimes, you should listen to Jodi after all.