Winnie the Vorsitzender: Mein Friends

One day The Germans brought in an interesting suspect named Darby Truman. She wanted to be friends with Winnie the Vorsitzender, but he wouldn't accept. "Let's sing!" She yelled.

My Friends Monkeh and Winnie the Vorsitzender

We're sometimes there for each other!

You'll see just how much stress it can be

With so much in the european continent to take over!

And if I need help on the way

Blondi might save the day

Or Fegelein, Krebs or Alois!

Goring has a hand to break!

Jodi has an ear to snap of his damn head!

Now all we're missing is the jews!

"NEIN NONSENSE" yelled Winnie the Vorsitzender. Darby Truman noticed something, they all had weapons! "Wah! I want some!" She whined. "GOD DAMNIT YOUR TEARS GOT ON MY SHINY-ASS HEAD!" Jodi yelled. So she went to the designing room in The Bunker that nobody has ever heard about, and made a blueprint, she spent hours working. When it was complete, Ta-da! She invented the freaking nuke! And decided to fire it at the one-hundred acre Japan. "WHAT THE HELL TRUMAN" The Vorsitzender yelled. "THAT WAS MEIN ALLIANCE!" He said. Darby Truman was literally by-foot kicked out of the bunker and banned. Monkeh torn down all of her crappy Disney Junior posters.